Friday, February 20, 2009

a great idea!

Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like
NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

Roy D Mercer Phone Call To Navy Recruiter

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 16, 2009

Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out. Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.

Doctor Jokes

A doctor says to a man "You want to improve your love life? You need
to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man
called the doctor. The doctor says "How is your love life since you
have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your
tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The
doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks "Doc,
how do I stand?" The doctor says "That's what puzzles me!"

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his
bill, so he gave him another six months.

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said "Cough!"

The Doctor called Mrs. Jones saying "Mrs. Jones, your check came
back." Mrs. Jones answered "So did my arthritis!"

The Doctor says "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"